Top 10 Reasons Gin Rummy Is Better Than Michael Jackson

Now, I know that you might ask yourself Why would anyone compare these two? Well, Im here to tell you that there are some important differences between Gin Rummy (GR) and Michael Jackson (MJ) and you should be aware of them all.

1) GR is a card game that has never been accused of any improprieties. Generally speaking, little children are completely safe playing with card games. The same cannot be said for MJ.

2) GR is played with a deck of cards whose colors are either red or black. These colors never change they will always be red or black. The same cannot be said for MJ.

3) GR is named after booze! GIN RUMMY! How awesome is that? Again, the same cannot be said for MJ.

4) GR will entertain you and your family for hours and hours for free. Good luck getting MJ to entertain you for less than 0k/hr. We all know that guy is completely broke now.

5) Gin Rummys brother, Rummy, is just as cool as the original. Unfortunately for MJ, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, Randy, and Jackie all suck.

6) GR doesnt have a sister, but if she did, its highly unlikely that she would have had any kind of wardrobe malfunction. As we all know, the American TV viewing audience got to enjoy Janet Jacksons (MJs sisters) malfunction in all its glory during a Super Bowl not too long ago. This MIGHT have actually been in MJs favor, except for the fact that he wasnt directly involved and tried to distance himself from the event.

7) I hate to go back to booze, but if you consider that Gin and Rum are two key ingredients in a delicious Long Island Iced Tea, youll understand why Gin Rummy wins this #7 spot as well. I dont even want to think about drinking two parts of MJoh no I just realized he might actually like that.

8) MJ caught himself on fire doing a Pepsi commercial. To my knowledge, GR has never caused any fires nor ruined any commercial shoots.

9) More than likely, you and your grandma can enjoy GR together. Im willing to bet that granny would consider MJ to be some kind of weirdo, freak musician that she wouldnt enjoy at all. Grannys always right.

10) I bet Lisa Marie Presley never had to fake enjoying spending time with GR. MJ, on the other hand.